LEAD REPORTER

Reporting from Planet Earth! The year is 4872. Today the weather is... Wait, we just got a call from our reporter watching the outer space satellites. PLANET BLACKPINK AND PLANET MUNA ARE UNDER ATTACK. 

 

NARRATOR

As the story broke that the two planets were fighting, there was absolute chaos. The news reporters were so curious that they went to space to find Planet Muna. Muna is the ruler of Planet Muna, populated by an army of robots, who are all named Muna (and a few Ubahs). They finally found it, and landed on the planet in disguise as Muna robots with numbers on their heads.

 

MUNA

Who are you?

 

LEAD REPORTER

We are robots.

 

MUNA

What's your number?

 

LEAD REPORTER

Umm... 260. 

 

BACKGROUND ROBOTS

HEY! That's my number!

 

MUNA

Hmm... So what's your real number?

 

REPORTER

 3000!

 

NARRATOR

Muna starts to give them a tour of Planet Muna. While they are in Muna’s castle, the reporter breaks her favorite vase! 

 

MUNA

That vase cost a fortune!

 

NARRATOR

The reporters quickly move planets to Planet BLACKPINK where they meet the planet’s leaders, Troy and K-Pop group BLACKPINK. The planet is populated by an army of 60.7 million BLACKPINK fans, also known as BLINKS. Jisoo calls "DANCE" when she wants the BLINKS to attack. 

 

LEAD REPORTER

This is so much better than Planet Muna! Why are you and Planet Muna fighting?

 

TROY

Why do you need to know?

 

LEAD REPORTER

We want to know because... 

 

TROY

Go on.... I don't have all day! I have a meeting to attend and Munas to destroy!

 

LEAD REPORTER

Oh yeah, we're doing this because we want you to win. The people of Earth want to know!

 

TROY

(confused) Earth??? This is space. Not Earth. If you want us to win, I suggest you scoot your boot and go back to Earth.

 

NARRATOR

As the reporters start to leave, they notice something shiny...a crystal gem! 

 

RANDOM REPORTER

Oooh, maybe we should take that! It will cost a lot on Earth! 

 

OTHER RANDOM REPORTER

Are you crazy? Do you want us to die? 

 

RANDOM REPORTER

Let's think about it...If we don't get caught, we will live the rest of our lives as millionaires! 

 

OTHER RANDOM REPORTER

We might not have a life if we steal that gem! 

 

RANDOM REPORTER

You know what, I'm done talking to you! I'm just gonna go and get it. 

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NARRATOR

The closer one of the reporters got to the gem, the more worried the other reporters got. 

 

RANDOM REPORTER

Oooh, looks shiny...

 

NARRATOR

Once the reporter touched the gem, an alarm started sounding everywhere 

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OTHER REPORTER

I literally told you not to touch it! 

 

QUIET REPORTER

Hmm...OMG we're going to die! 

 

NARRATOR

Instead of putting the gem back like a normal person, the reporters decided to run off with it to their spaceship and go back to Earth. What a bad idea! 

 

MUNA

Whoever stole my gem will pay for it! I bet it was that Planet BLACKPINK! 

 

NARRATOR

Muna was so angry that she made all the Planet Muna robots come to attack Planet BLACKPINK! 

 

JISOO

Hmm...we need a plan to stop Planet Muna from destroying our planet! 

 

LISA

Maybe we should, um, hmm....maybe we should have sent all of the BLINKS to fight? 

 

ROSE

Not only will thousands of Blinks be killed, but we will lose all of our defenses! 

 

TROY

Maybe we should...

 

NARRATOR

Troy was stopped mid sentence by the sound of robots yelling. 

 

JENNIE

What the—

 

MUNA

GIVE US BACK OUR GEM!!

 

TROY

Sorry to break it to you, but we don't have your gem.

 

MUNA

Ha! We don't believe your lies. Give it up!

 

TROY

You know that if you raid our planet, you will only be wasting your time, and ours.

 

MUNA

ZZZZZ.... Huh? Huh?! Oh, you were talking for so long and I fell asleep. What were you saying?

 

ROSE

Let's go to Jennie instead. That way we can show the security footage to prove we didnt take the gem. 

 

NARRATOR

As the two groups checked the security camera, they noticed that neither of the planets were near the gem, and noticed it was the reporters that took the gem!

 

JENNIE

Those darn reporters!

 

MUNA

Oh my gosh, those imbeciles! They need to pay. We'll go to Earth with my army of robots and your army of BLINKS and destroy where they live!

 

NARRATOR

Not only did the reporters steal a priceless gem, they got themselves into this war. What nincompoops!

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