Omar asked his basketball, "Are you mad I bounce you on the ground so much? Or are you happy I'm at least getting buckets?"

      The basketball replied with, "Not really mad, because you are getting buckets and bounce me around too much. You play good, what can I say?" 

      Omar was shocked about his basketball's answer. Omar asked, "Do you have magic? Because I didn't think I'd be that good."

      The basketball replied with, "About that... sometimes I give you some lucky shots."

      Then Omar yelled, "You are lying. I never get LUCKY SHOTS!!!! IT'S ALL SKILL!!! SO be QUIET!!!!"

      The basketball said, "I never LIE!!! I always tell the truth."

      Omar replied with, "Okay fine, but I still believe that I can make my shots without luck.”

      The basketball said, "That is what you think, but this time I'm gonna let you be positive."

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