Knock Knock 

Who’s there? 

Under 

Under who?

Under wear 

I was the one who said this joke

Funny honey 

Juney luney 

Cool joke—you made it up!

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Knock Knock 

Who’s there 

Cow 

Cow how? 

Cows that have milk at the farm 

Yes the pig 

We drink milk 

Every time, anywhere 

At your house, in your kitchen, 

Under the table, in the bathtub, 

Under your wig, under your bathroom, 

Under your bed, under your clothing, 

Under your ice cream cone!